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31 December, 2014

Please pardon this interruption as we bring you a very important update from Hawaii, courtesy of the Associated Press.

KAILUA, Hawaii (AP) - How President Barack Obama spent the 12th day of his family's holiday vacation in Hawaii on Wednesday:

WORKING OUT: Obama started a sunny and breezy morning with a workout at a gym on a Marine Corps base near the oceanfront home he's renting.
A faint rainbow appeared in the sky along the route to the base from Obama's rental home in the small town of Kailua outside Honolulu.

On deck tomorrow: WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:

Sorry, not this one. This one.