Nothing
Scares the SJW Left Like an Actual Working-Class Uprising
"By
Sunday, the corporate media were insinuating that diabolical Russian
Facebook bots had brainwashed the French into running amok, because
who else could possibly be responsible? Certainly not the French
people themselves! The French, as every American knows, are by nature
a cowardly, cheese-eating people, who have never overthrown their
rightful rulers, or publicly beheaded the aristocracy."
CJ
Hopkins
15
December, 2018
So
it appears the privatization of France isn’t going quite as
smoothly as planned. As I assume you are aware, for over a month now,
the gilets jaunes (or “yellow vests”), a multiplicitous,
leaderless, extremely pissed off, confederation of working class
persons, have been conducting a series of lively protests in cities
and towns throughout the country to express their displeasure with
Emmanuel Macron and his efforts to transform their society into an
American-style neo-feudal dystopia. Highways
have been blocked, toll booths commandeered, luxury automobiles set
on fire, and shopping on the Champs-Élysées disrupted. What began
as a suburban tax revolt has morphed into a bona fide working class
uprising.
It
took a while for “the Golden Boy of Europe” to fully appreciate
what was happening. In the tradition of his predecessor, Louis XVI,
Macron initially responded to the gilets jaunes by inviting a
delegation of Le
Monde reporters
to laud
his renovation of the Elysée Palace,
making the occasional condescending comment, and otherwise completely
ignoring them. That was back in late November. Last Saturday,
he locked
down central Paris, mobilized a literal army of riot cops,
“preventatively arrested” hundreds of citizens, including
suspected “extremist
students,”
and sent in the armored
military vehicles.
The
English-language corporate media, after doing their best not to cover
these protests (and, instead, to keep the American and British
publics focused on imaginary Russians), have
been forced to now begin the delicate process of delegitimizing the
gilets jaunes without infuriating the the entire population of France
and inciting the British and American proletariats to
go out and start setting cars on fire. They got off to a bit of an
awkward start.
For
example, this
piece by Angelique Chrisafis, The
Guardian‘s
Paris Bureau Chief, and her Twitter feed from the protests last
Saturday. Somehow (probably a cock-up at headquarters), The
Guardian honchos
allowed Chrisafis to do some actual propaganda-free reporting (and
some interviews
with actual protesters)
before they caught themselves and replaced her with Kim Willsher, who
resumed The
Guardian‘s
usual neoliberal
establishment-friendly narrative,
which, in this case, entailed dividing the protesters into “real”
gilets jaunes and “fake” gilet jaunes, and referring to the
latter fictional group as “thuggish, extremist political
agitators.”
By
Sunday, the corporate media were insinuating that diabolical Russian
Facebook bots had brainwashed the French into running amok, because
who else could possibly be responsible? Certainly not the French
people themselves! The
French, as every American knows, are by nature a cowardly,
cheese-eating people, who have never overthrown their rightful
rulers, or publicly beheaded the aristocracy. No,
the French were just sitting there, smoking like chimneys, and
otherwise enjoying their debt-enslavement and the privatization of
their social democracy, until they unsuspectingly logged onto
Facebook and … BLAMMO, the Russian hackers got them!
Bloomberg
is reporting that French
authorities have opened a probe into Russian interference (in
the middle of which report, for no apparent reason, a gigantic photo
of Le Pen is featured, presumably just to give it that “Nazi”
flavor). According to “analysis seen by The
Times,” Russia-linked
social media accounts have been “amplifying” the “chaos” and
“violence” by
tweeting photos of gilets jaunes who the French police have savagely
beaten or gratuitiously
shot with “less-than-lethal projectiles.” “Are
nationalists infiltrating the yellow vests?”
the BBC Newsnight producers are wondering. According to Buzzfeed’s
Ryan Broderick, “a
beast born almost entirely from Facebook”
is slouching toward … well, I’m not quite sure, the UK or even,
God help us, America! And
then there’s Max Boot,
who is convinced he is being personally persecuted by Russian agents
like Katie Hopkins, James Woods, Glenn Greenwald, and other
high-ranking members of a worldwide conspiracy Boot refers to as the
“Illiberal International” (but which regular readers of my column
will recognize as the “Putin-Nazis“).
And,
see, this is the problem the corporate media (and other staunch
defenders of global neoliberalism) are facing with these gilets
jaunes protests. They can’t get away with simply claiming that what
is happening is not a working class uprising, so they have been
forced to resort to these blatant absurdities. They know they need to
delegitimize the gilets jaunes as soon as possible — the movement
is already starting to spread — but the
“Putin-Nazi” narrative they’ve been using on Trump, Corbyn, and
other “populists” is just not working.
No
one believes the Russians are behind this, not even the hacks who are
paid to pretend they do. And
the “fascism” hysteria is also bombing. Attempts
to portray the gilets jaunes as Le Pen-sponsored fascists blew
up in their faces. Obviously,
the far-Right are part of these protests, as they would be in any
broad working class uprising, but
there are far too many socialists and anarchists (and just regular
pissed-off working class people) involved for the media to paint them
all as “Nazis.”
Which
is not to say that the corporate media and prominent public
intellectuals like
Bernard-Henri Lévy will
not continue to hammer away at the “fascism” hysteria, and demand
that the “good” and “real” gilets jaunes suspend their
protests against Macron until they have completely purged their
movement of “fascists,” and “extremists,” and other dangerous
elements, and have splintered it into a number of smaller,
antagonistic ideological factions that can be more easily neutralized
by the French authorities … because that’s what establishment
intellectuals do.
We
can expect to hear this line of reasoning, not just from
establishment intellectuals like Lévy, but also from members of the
Identity Politics Left, who are determined
to prevent the working classes from rising up against global
neoliberalism until they have cleansed their ranks of every last
vestige of racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, and
so on. These
leftist gatekeepers have been struggling a bit to come up with a
response to the gilets jaunes … a response that doesn’t make them
sound like hypocrites. See, as leftists, they kind of need to express
their support for a bona fide working class uprising. At the same
time, they need to delegitimize it, because their
primary adversaries are fascism, racism, sexism, homophobia,
xenophobia, and assorted other isms and phobias, not the neoliberal
ruling classes.
Nothing
scares the Identity Politics Left quite like an actual working class
uprising. Witnessing the furious unwashed masses operating out there
on their own, with no decent human restraint whatsoever, Identity
Politics Leftists feel a sudden overwhelming urge to analyze,
categorize, organize, sanitize, and otherwise correct and control
them. They
can’t accept the fact that the actual, living, breathing working
classes are messy, multiplicitous, inconsistent, and irreducible to
any one ideology. Some of them are racists. Some are fascists. Others
are communists, socialists, and anarchists. Many have no idea what
they are, and don’t particularly care for any of these labels. This
is what the actual working classes are … a big, contradictory
collection of people who, in spite of all their differences, share
one thing in common, that they are being screwed over by the ruling
classes. I don’t know about you, but I consider myself one of them.
Where
we go from here is anyone’s guess. According to The
Guardian,
as I am sitting here writing this, the
whole of Europe is holding its breath in
anticipation of the gilets jaunes’ response to Macron’s most
recent attempt to appease them, this time with an extra hundred Euros
a month, some minor tax concessions, and a Christmas bonus. Something
tells me it’s not going to work, but even if it does, and the
gilets jaunes uprising ends, this messy, Western “populist”
insurgency against global neoliberalism has clearly entered a new
phase. Count on the global capitalist ruling classes to intensify
their ongoing War
on Dissent and
their demonization of anyone opposing them (or contradicting their
official narrative) as an “extremist,” a “fascist,” a
“Russian agent,” and so on. I’m certainly looking forward to
that, personally.
Oh
… yeah, and I almost forgot, if you were wondering what you could
get me for Christmas, I did some checking, and there appears to be a
wide selection of yellow safety vests online for just a couple Euros.
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