From Bloomberg:
There
will come a point when Trump’s unwillingness to uphold the
Constitution is so undeniable that Congress would be remiss to not
remove him. We’re getting there.
Trump
Deathwatch
CJ
Hopkins
2
September, 2018
The
latest “Trump Deathwatch” began on Tuesday, August 21, 2018. It
began in a courtroom in Alexandria, Virginia, when Paul Manafort,
sleazebag beltway operator and former chairman of Trump’s campaign,
was pronounced guilty by a jury of his peers on ten counts of various
types of fraud — tax fraud, bank fraud, and failure to disclose
thirty-one foreign bank accounts which he was using for the purposes
of fraud. Or maybe it began in another courtroom, this one miles away
in New York City, when, almost at the exact same moment, Michael
Cohen, Trump’s ex-lawyer, pleaded guilty to eight unrelated charges
of fraud and campaign finance violations, the latter charges stemming
from “hush money” paid to two of Trump’s former bimbos.
In
any event, whichever came first, it began with these two sleazebag
characters, both of whom had been indicted by special counsel Robert
Mueller, who is doggedly investigating allegations that the President
of the United States is a devious Russian intelligence asset
personally planted in the Oval Office by Vladimir Putin, the Russian
mob, and a conspiracy of crackerjack “cyber-influencers,” who
brainwashed millions of American voters into betraying Hillary
Clinton, and the nation, with a bunch of emails and some Facebook
posts, and who are even now waging “a
chaos campaign to undermine faith in American democracy.”
Mueller,
who had previously indicted thirteen Russian “cyber-influencers”
who he was certain would never appear in court to laugh derisively in
his face, needed to put a “win” on the board, and he needed to do
it before the midterm elections. The Resistance® and the corporate
media have been desperate for something juicy that they can
relentlessly milk for the next ten weeks. They need the Democrats to
take the House so they can pretend to try to impeach Trump, or at
least subpoena a buttload of folks to appear before a series of
congressional hearings that they can drag out all the way to 2020.
Naturally, they were hoping Mueller would deliver someone even
vaguely connected to their ridiculous, James Bondian “Russiagate”
narrative, but Cohen and Manafort were the best he could do, so they
went ahead and made the most of it.
Television
networks interrupted programming. Most of them did that split-screen
thing. News readers broke out their “serious” voices. Legal
“experts” were rushed into studios to nod their heads and agree
that this was “very serious,” or “extremely serious,” or
“potentially extremely serious,” or, in any event, “very, very
bad for Trump.” The press, who were still recuperating from the
exertion of their
synchronized attack on Trump for
attacking them for attacking him day after day for the last two years
in an only marginally less synchronized manner, instantly went into
full Trump attack mode.
The
Guardian immediately
went to live,
moment-by-moment “Trump Deathwatch” coverage. Their opinionists
started pumping out pieces proclaiming that “Trump’s
reckoning has finally arrived,” and demanding
he be impeached before “the cancer on his presidency”
metastasizes.
The New
York Times Editorial
Board (which is obviously getting a bit fed up with the riff-raff
questioning its journalistic integrity) announced that, starting from
that very moment, anyone
doubting that Donald Trump is a dirty, rotten, Russian agent is a
“fantasist” and
a member of his “cult.” CNN began babbling
about impeachment,
as did the
BBC,
and more or less every organ of the corporate media.
The
Washington Post Editorial
Board authored a rather lengthy example of the
speech that “a presidential president” would deliver in Trump’s
circumstances (which
she wouldn’t be in), confessing that the Russians have “attacked
our democracy,” and that we’re under “ongoing assault” by the
Kremlin, and welcoming special counsel Mueller’s further
indictments of this “presidential” president’s inner circle of
sleazebag operators, dirty tricks specialists, PR hacks, corporate
lobbyists, and political consultants (which, of course, this
“presidential” president wouldn’t have … well, except for
sleazebags like David
Brock,
secret agent Christopher
Steele, Marc
Elias,
of the law firm Perkins Coie, Jeremy
Bash and Philippe
Reines,
of Beacon
Global Strategies, LLC,
“a unique Washington consulting firm,” and innumerable other
distinguished sleazebags).
By
the morning of Saturday, August 25, this latest “Trump Deathwatch”
(like those that have preceded it) had been cancelled due to
declining ratings. The corporate media started running those features
reminding Americans how difficult it is to impeach, or otherwise
remove from office, a treasonous Russian intelligence asset who is
openly working with Vladimir Putin to destroy America, and Western
civilization, and establish a global fascist dictatorship ruled by
Putin, Trump, Corbyn, that Italian bozo, and Bashar al-Assad. The
corporate media run these features in the wake of every “Trump
Deathwatch” episode to taper liberals off the effects of the
mindless hysteria they have just finished generating.
Which,
in this case, that turned out to be unnecessary, as liberals and
other Trump obsessives, who by now are used to having The Resistance®
whip them up into these gibbering fits over Russians or Nazis on a
regular basis, were already onto the next big story. On
the Wednesday after “the worst day of his presidency,”
Trump (perhaps on Putin’s orders) had tweeted about “white
South African farmers,” which had set off yet another round of
global denunciation of racism, white supremacy, Nazis, and so on.
Trump, who either is a master manipulator or has the attention span
of a chihuahua, or both (and yes, folks, I’m afraid that’s
possible), had seen something on the
White Genocide Channel that
he felt he needed to share with the world (or use to force the
corporate media to switch back from the Russia hysteria to the Nazi
hysteria they’d been relentlessly flogging until the Manafort
conviction and Cohen plea deal allowed them to switch back to the
Russia hysteria they’d been relentlessly flogging since the
Traitor Summit).
And
on and on, and on, it goes … and will continue to go until 2020,
unless Trump decides to attack Iran, which I doubt The Resistance®
will let him do, because that would get extremely weird, as they
would somehow have to simultaneously support another US war of
aggression and condemn Trump as Adolf Hitler for starting it. Oh, and
also, they would have a hard time explaining why Putin had ordered
his stooge in the White House to attack Russia’s ally in the Middle
East. So, probably, no attack on Iran.
Which
means we are in for another two years of alternating Russia and Nazi
hysteria, mostly on a low-intensity basis, with the occasional new
segment of “Trump Deathwatch” thrown in. Personally, I’m
rooting for the Democrats to take control of the House in the
midterms, purely for the sake of entertainment. After calling this
ass clown a Russian spy and Literal Hitler for the last two years,
they’re going have to at least pretend to impeach him, or else
stage a series of internationally-televised neo-McCarthyite
congressional hearings to root out the diabolical networks of
Putin-Nazis that have infested America, and Britannia, and the rest
of the West.
That’s
the main thing, after all. Yes, the corporatist ruling classes need
to make an example of Trump to dissuade any future billionaire ass
clowns from running for high office without their permission, but
even more so, they need to put down the “populist” opposition to
the spread of global capitalism and the
gradual phase-out of national sovereignty that
began with Brexit and continued with Trump, so they can transform the
smoldering remains of the Earth into one big happy neoliberal market
run by supranational corporations and the “democratic governments”
they have bought and paid for … which, by that time, folks won’t
even notice because we’ll all be shuffling around like zombies
staring down into the screens of our phones.
Damn,
I think I may have gone and opened a rather enormous can of leftist
worms right at the end of this essay by mentioning the “national
sovereignty” thing. So, leftists, please ignore the previous
paragraph. National sovereignty is the same as nationalism.
Nationalism is very, very bad. Internationalism is good.
Internationalist socialism is what we all want. Okay, admittedly, the
forces of internationalist socialism appear to be … well, somewhat
marginal at the moment (or possibly virtually non-existent), but
that’s not a problem, because the global capitalists will be happy
to internationalize everything for us, and to do away with all those
nasty nationalists, and that national government-subsidized
healthcare and university education and all that stuff.
So
let’s forget that I mentioned national sovereignty, because that’s
all Putinist Trumpism, and so on. There’s absolutely no reason at
all for leftists to discuss that subject, or to view it in any kind
of larger historical or geopolitical context or anything. Once the
global corporate empire finishes their Privatization of Everything,
I’m sure they will be open to considering socialism. They’ll
probably even let us vote on it. By then, they
will have cleansed the Internet of
all the discord-sowing Putin-Nazis … so there won’t be any danger
of being “influenced” to vote the wrong way or anything.
In
the meantime, don’t forget to do your part in the War on Trump,
Putin, Assad, Corbyn, and whoever else the corporate media tell us
we’re at war against. Forget about global capitalism. Keep
obsessing about Donald Trump. And if you get tired of obsessing about
Donald Trump, you can always call
Corbyn an anti-Semite,
or accuse
Glenn Greenwald of working for Putin,
or, if you’ve got some free time and want to get creative, compile
a Directory
of International Assadists,
or some other paranoid pseudo-blacklist. Every little contribution
counts!
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