Serious
as this is I wasn’t going to cover this – until this story
appeared
In
Deep WADA: Famous Russian Pranksters Learn Truth Behind Doping
Scandal
A
pair of notorious Russian phone pranksters known as Vovan and Lexus
managed to trick high-ranking World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) and US
Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) officials into revealing the truth behind
the doping scandal that threatens the professional integrity and
reputation of Russian athletes
22
July, 2016
After
pranking celebrities and top-ranking politicians, including Sir Elton
John, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Ukrainian President
Petro Poroshenko, the two Russian pranksters set their sights on
those involved in the current doping scandal.
The
entire prank was in fact conducted on May 28 during a prank show at
the Russian TV channel NTV, but for ethical reasons and in order to
avoid influencing the doping scandal investigation, NTV's
administration chose to postpone airing this particular program.
First,
one of the prankers, Vladimir Kuznetsov (Vovan), called the head
of WADA Craig Reedie and, posing as Ukrainian Minister
of Sports Ihor Zhdanov, inquired whether the
ongoing investigation might
allow for the revision of the results of the Sochi
Winter Olympics.
Reedie
replied that so far he didn’t see any proof of Russia's
alleged wrongdoings, and also let slip that almost all media
accusations regarding the violations at the Sochi lab originated
from the US – namely, The New York Times.
Next,
Alexei Stolyarov (Lexus) called the head of the USADA Travis
Tygart and, again pretending to be Zhdanov, asked him to revise
the results of the biathlon competitions that took place
during the Sochi
Olympics,
where the Ukrainian athletes fared worse than their Russian
counterparts.
Tygart
promised to do all he can and said that he hopes that the medals
redistribution takes place before the Olympic Games in Rio.
When
'Zhdanov' inquired whether the Russian national team should take part
in the Rio Olympics at all, the USADA chief replied that if
he was the one calling the shots, Russia's athletes would’ve been
banned from all competitions for 12 months.
Finally,
Lexus called Ihor Zhdanov himself and, this time masquerading as WADA
chief Reedie, offered to make the Ukrainian anti-doping lab the
primary facility of its kind for Eastern Europe and make it
responsible for handling doping samples from other
countries in the region, including Russia.
The
Ukrainian minister was delighted by this offer and soon shared
the details of his conversation with the viewers
of Ukrainian television. However, after he learned that it
was in fact a prank call, he hurriedly announced that it was a
provocation masterminded by Russian secret services.
Both
prankers however have refuted allegations that they had help from any
security agencies, Russian or otherwise, when performing these prank
calls.
The
entire show will be aired on Russian TV channel NTV on 7:30
PM (GMT).
Wishful thinking (Saker rant)
21
July, 2016
Caveat
one: Wishful thinking is considered bad, pollyannish, naïve,
deluded, etc. Fine. I will plead “guilty” to all of these and
boldly proceeded to express some terminal wishful thinking. I will do
that because I do believe that it is sometimes important to set aside
such otherwise precious things as realism and the so-called “real
world” and to unabashedly proclaim that the world we live in is not
the world we wished to be living in and that while we might break
under the weight of reality, we sill are capable of remembering the
ideals we hold dear. And then maybe, our wishes, at least some of
them, will come true.
Caveat
two: I won’t bother explaining the facts. Those who by now failed
to understand what is happening will not be convinced otherwise
anyway, as for those who understand, they don’t need me to rehash
it all.
Let
me begin by a confession. I support the western sanctions against
Russia. I love the Magnitsky Act. The day the Eurovision was won by a
Ukronazi manipulated Tatar in clear violation of the Eurovision
rules, I was delighted. Likewise, I whole-heartedly support the
campaign to denounce homophobia in Russia. I think that the NATO
summit in Warsaw was a stunning success and I applaud the deployment
of NATO battalions in Poland, the Baltics and, frankly, all around
the Russian border. I think that Victoria Nuland and Mc Caine should
be the next recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize and, of course, I
totally support the complete expulsion of all Russian athletes from
the Olympic Games.
I
support all of the above because they all serve to show the true face
of the AngloZionist Empire, something which the Russian people
greatly need.
The
latest decision by the three judges of the Court of Arbitration for
Sport (CAS) – one Italian, one Brit and one American – is a
perfect example of the truly cosmic level of hypocrisy and
double-standards which is not only customary, but the hallmark of the
Empire’s application of so-called “western values” towards
Russia. It is also a casebook example of the use of “soft power”
which goes even beyond strategic psychological operations.
Let
me immediately make a disclaimer here: I do not believe that there is
a world-wide conspiracy to try to hurt, weaken or defame Russia.
Though it is possible, never say never, but I find it unlikely that
the judges as the Eurovision or the CAS were paid to take their
decision. This is not how this works.
What
happens in this: the Empire uses some of its assets to begin a
Russia-bashing/Putin-bashing campaign. At the same time, Russian
actions inside Russia (such as the law on registering foreign agents)
and outside Russia (08.08.08, Crimea, Donbass, Syria) are presented
as horrible violations of human rights and international law. And if
Putin is supported by 80% or more of Russians, it must be because he
is a ruthless KGB agent, because he stuck all his opponents in jail
or even killed them and because there is no free press in Russia.
And
then you bring in one single German presstitute, Hajo Seppelt, to
make several documentaries with no evidence whatsoever about how the
doping in Russia is organized by the Russian state and that is enough
to start an international campaign which, unsurprisingly, gets the
support of the sports federations of the countries most likely to
benefit from the absence of Russians. Truth be told, besides the poor
Brazilians, who are on the US “hit list” anyway, nobody needs
Russia in the next Olympics, especially not after the Russian triumph
in Sochi.
That
kind of “psychological preparation of the battlefield” is quite
enough to take your typical western spineless bureaucrat (that is
what these judges are) to know what is best for him and vote the
right way. That, and the unspoken understanding of what will happen
to you if you, shall way say, go the “Scott Ritter way”: you will
end up like him.
This
is why I support all these anti-Russian moves: because each time the
latest double-standard is applied to Russia the number of people in
Russia who believe in the decency of the AngloZionist Empire shrinks.
This is why I spoke of a “much
deserved slap in the face”
of Russia when the Eurovision thing happened. Not that I want the
Russian people to be humiliated, not at all, but I do want them to
wake up and put pressure on the Kremlin to do the right thing.
And
here is, in my wishful thinking, what I believe Russia ought to do:
Withdraw
from any and all venue which are under AngloZionist control.
Stay at the UN were Russia and China have veto power at the SC, and
get out of any organization or venue which is clearly controlled by
AngloZionist interests. And yes, there will be a price to pay for
that. But what is taking place today between the Empire and Russia is
a war, albeit a new kind of war, one which is 80% informational, 15%
economic and 5% military. And you cannot fight a war without taking
losses and paying a price. Besides, the last time around the West
attacked Russia lost millions of her people, so I don’t consider it
too much a price to pay to have Russian athletes or singers removed
from AngloZionist controlled events.
Not
only that, but Russia is big and rich enough, especially in talented
people, to organize her ownevents, not only in sports and
music, but also in many other international activities. Why not have
a Russia based international human rights organization to compete
against the CIA or Soros controlled ones? Oh sure, the western media
will ridicule it just as they ridiculed RT. But they sure ain’t
ridiculing RT anymore – because of the immense success RT has had
internationally (did you know that one of the first measures taken by
the new pro-US Argentinian government was to yank the licenses of RT
and Telemundo in Argentina? So goes democracy…).
Yeah,
I know, there are numerous lobbies inside Russia who made their
wealth on working with (for?) the West. From the “economic bloc”
in the Medvedev government to the big money movers in sports, the
idea of simply pulling out from AngloZionist controlled venues will
encounter tremendous opposition in Russia. But here is the good news:
the vast majority of the Russian people are not tied in this system
and they don’t have a “where I sit is where I stand” interest
in accepting slap after slap after slap from the Empire. So the key
to it all is to empower the regular people and weaken the grip of the
financial elites. Exactly what Putin has been doing since he came to
power.
Will
that ever happen? So far, the approach Putin has take is not to slam
the door and leave. Instead he simply facilitated the creation of new
venues (he did that with Russian money reserves for example). So, who
knows? He might do something similar this time around. But I
personally think that no Russian athlete should go to Rio, not with a
“neutral” label, not even with a Russian flag. I would apologize
to the Brazilians and tell them that this is nothing personal, but
that Russia cannot go. Why? Because even if “only” Russian track
and field athletes are collectively sanctioned, then all the others
risk the same treatment the next time around. Besides, call me passé,
but I believe in such antiquated notions as honor, solidarity and
dignity. I cannot imagine one athlete going while knowing that other,
innocent ones, have been banned. It would be the ultimate victory for
the AngloZionists if they succeeded in splitting up Russian athletes
into two categories: banned ones and humiliated one. Personally? I
would much prefer to be in the first group than in the second one.
Wishful
thinking?
Probably.
The
Saker
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