Dom Post: 'Kiwis cosy while world stocks wobble'

Over the weekend I was contemplating a slightly tongue-in--cheek piece reflecting the seeming lack of connection of the kiwi media with the mayhem that is happening in the world at present.

I was looking for the right line - and then I found it!  In the weekend's Dominion Post - and seemingly said in earnest (?)

We are all doomed!  Except for New Zealand perhaps?


The actual content was perhaps a little more serious than the headlines suggested, but I thought a more appropriate headline (taken from the article) might be -

Panic ensued as New Zealand slept


Oh, here's the article  - 

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/market-data/5477452/Kiwis-cosy-while-world-stocks-wobble