I
would bet that the surveillance of the prime minister and others shown in this series is not so
ludicrous.
Secret
State - miniseries
Here
is some weekend viewing.
“The
Secret State” takes us into the world of Big Business, the
military, banking and the Deep State and shows the limits to power of
even a prime minister who wants to make a difference in the interests
of the people he has been voted to.
The
imperialist “Guardian” rubbishes the series as badly-written
“conspiracy theory “ (which I suppose is right because it is a
work of fiction), largely because it targets the Deep State which it
defends so dutifully
"Secret
State is a 2012 British four-part political thriller, starring
Gabriel Byrne, Charles Dance and Gina McKee, and inspired by Chris
Mullin's novel A Very British Coup. It delves into the relationship
between a democratically elected government, the military and big
business.
"In
the run up to a general election, a devastating industrial accident
on Teesside leaves 19 people dead and raises questions about the
safety procedures of a US petrochemical company, PetroFex. The
British Prime Minister claims to have secured a compensation package
from them, but on his return from PetroFex HQ, his plane crashes in
the Atlantic under mysterious circumstances. Deputy Prime Minister
Tom Dawkins (Gabriel Byrne) takes command, and during his quest to
find the truth and justice for the victims, he uncovers a conspiracy
at the heart of the political system"
Part two
Part three
Part four
Not
so much a review but a hatchet job by the imperialist Guardian
'You
could reverse an oil tanker into the gulf between what Secret State
thinks it is (important, good) and what it actually is (cobblers with
exploding CGI bells on)'
The
country needs you, Tom," hisses reptilian chief whip John Hodder
(Charles Dance), cufflinks oscillating with indignation. Doughty
Deputy Prime Minister Tom Dawkins (Gabriel Byrne) is unconvinced.
"I'm not a leader," he mumbles, peering gloomily out of his
Downing Street window. "You give off stability," persists
Hodder. "People are craving that. We need someone (voice
rises, eyebrows scrunch)…
WITH BALLS."
It's
a rum old business, this modern politics lark, so thank Christ Secret
State(Wednesday,
10pm, Channel 4)
is here to sort everything out. A four-part conspiracy thriller
("inspired", the credits thunder, "by the novel A Very
British Coup by Chris Mullin"), it arrives amid considerable
hoopla. Its lavish trailer depicts a downtrodden Byrne gliding glumly
through a deserted SW1A in which the blackened remains of a chemical
refinery loom over the Houses of Parliament: corruption and politics
and slightly wonky CGI chimneys entwined in a spluttering enormoblur
of apocalyptic unpleasantness. Here, honks Channel 4, is a Big Drama
with a Big Message: a modern thriller with the brass neck and
trousers to address hot-potato global skulduggery while harking back
to such brooding, labyrinthine classics as Edge Of Darkness, State Of
Play and, indeed, A Very British Coup. "Britain is buggered,"
it bellows from a darkened doorway, "so let's crack open the
all-butter Viennese biscuit assortment and watch Gabriel
Byrne do
Big Acting in a M&S wool-blend car cat."
The
plot, then: a blast at the American-owned Petrofex chemical plant has
left 19 people dead and the residents of Scarrow, Teeside, in high
dudgeon. "A tragedy like this can act to bring us together,"
emotes a craggily concerned Dawkins to a bank of flashing cameras as
rhubarbing salt-of-the-earth types in anoraks say things like "your
word means nothing!" and "oi". While national and
governmental disquiet grows, rumours of an international cover-up
rumble. Then something Really Bad happens to the prime minister, and
Dawkins – the sole glimmer of morality in this bastards' soup –
finds himself in the thick of a corruption-shaped,
petrochemical-scented brouhaha.
It
takes approximately six minutes to realise you could reverse an oil
tanker into the gulf between what Secret State thinks it is
(important, good) and what it actually is (cobblers with exploding
CGI bells on). It's difficult to convey just how splutteringly
ludicrous the whole thing is. There is a phalanx of steeple-fingered,
baddie-eyed American executives, a pair of monumentally irritating
counter-intelligence flunkies and a ball-flattening home secretary
with a penchant for bursting into the gents and snarling "fuck
the polls" as startled frontbenchers attempt to wee. It's a
Jacuzzi of obviousness. A journalist in a raincoat (Gina McKee) pops
up every so often to deliver a plot development via whispered aside
or cryptic text message ("WHOSE PLANE?"), then buggers off
again. At one point, someone says "a military background like
yours comes in handy at times like this, I suppose" and we duck
for cover as another slab of exposition crashes from the rafters and
lands on credulity's skull.
Meanwhile,
in the middle of the woe, there is Gabriel Byrne, peering perpetually
into the middle distance with the pained absentmindedness of a man
with an undiagnosed urinary tract infection. As is the modern TV
thriller way, Secret State refuses to let us breathe. It's all bang
this and boom that. Pounding, panicky drums and Meaningful Glances
are crammed into every frame, like a herd of bison into a broom
cupboard. Everything is spelled out in 3,500pt Hope You're Getting
All This At The Back font. At first you may find yourself pining for
the silences and the realism of the 80s conspiracy dramas Secret
State is so keen to emulate, along with the skull-fizzing thrill of a
plot so ferociously complex you need a compass, crampons and slab of
Kendal mint cake to make it past the title sequence. But then you
watch Charles Dance snarling like a dog as he twiddles his cufflinks
outside No 10 and remember the intense joy of unfettered TV
stupidity. Secret State is Spooks with its head in a bucket of dumb.
It's Tinker Tailor Soldier Sigh. Brains and depth are all very well
and good but sometimes you just want something (voice
rises, eyebrows scrunch)
… WITH BALLS.
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