Australian
Government Spends $4 Million to Not Study Climate Change
SBS,
17
April, 2015
The
rest of the funding will mostly be spent on hammocks, for the
researchers to not think about climate change in, and large pits of
sand, for the researchers to bury their heads in.
A
spokesperson for government told The Backburner that while at the
moment it’s very “trendy” to try and avert the disastrous
effects of climate change, it is also very important that 'not
thinking about it at all' be included in the conversation:
“For
years we’ve been barraged with the almost universal consensus that
not only is climate change real it’s also a pressing issue with
very real negative effects, frankly we think it’s time for the
other side to be heard. With that in mind we’re paying some of the
best and brightest scientists available with good, hard taxpayer
dollars to do basically anything else but look into it.
“We’re
excited to see what the outcome of $4 million and 4 intense years of
negligent and deliberately ignorant non-research into climate change
can yield not just for the government but for the Australian people.
“If
this goes well we could go on ignoring climate change until well
after this centre and everything else is underwater.”
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