"We gave the US a blowjob"

"We gave the US a Blowjob and so Ukraine should do that too!"

American news channel CNBS achieved a perfect timing with its story under the heading "Neighbor Poland is an enticing model for Ukraine." Do I need to put the finger on the word "enticing" chosen by CNBC to add some sparkle to its offer?

CNBC discovery of its own wisdom and the new shining path for Ukraine, which should take Poland as her model and newly found older brother, happened to come out on the very day when Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorski's insider's view on the nature of the relationship between Poland and the US was leaked to the public: "We gave America a Blowjob and got nothing!"

CNBC, however, believes that Ukraine just needs to close her eyes and do what Poland has done: "Using the Polish example helps at least to establish a rough benchmark of where Ukraine could get to and the main obstacles it would need to overcome." 

---Vladimir Suchan

See: Neighbor Poland is an enticing model for Ukraine

Polish Foreign Minister, Radoslaw Sikorski, has proven his “political realism” by comparing his country’s relations with the US to unrewarding oral sex, the Russian Foreign ministry commented.

Polish FM's oral sex comment on US 'shows his political realism' – Moscow

RT,

23 June, 2014

In a leaked recording of a private conversation, Sikorski said that Warsaw’s alliance with Washington is worthless and even damaging as it “creates a false sense of security in Poland,” as cited by Wprost which published excerpts from the alleged exchange between Sikorski and Jacek Rostowski, an MP and former finance minister.

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Leaked tape has Polish FM comparing ties with US to giving oral sex 

“We will get a conflict with both Russians and Germans, and we’re going to think that everything is great, because we gave the Americans a blowjob,” the FM reportedly said.

According to Wprost, he called the Poles “total suckers” for their stance and repeated the phrase“complete bullshit” numerous times during the conversation.“The essence of Sikorski’s statements indicates his political realism,” the Russian Foreign Ministry later said in a comment as cited by RIA Novosti news agency.

As for the use of strong language, “it’s is probably a kind of a response to the offensive and rude remarks by [Assistant Secretary of State for Europe Victoria] Nuland about the European Union,” the ministry suggested.

Back in February, a leaked phone call revealed Nuland saying “f**k the EU” as she was discussing the shape of the future Ukrainian government with the US ambassador to Kiev.

Sikorski’s words came as a shock for many in Poland as the minister was always known for a critical stance towards Moscow and his passionate support of stronger ties with Washington.

In early June, the FM suggested the US could establish a military base in Poland as the country felt threatened by the Ukraine crisis.

“America, we hope, has ways of reassuring us that we haven't even thought about. There are major bases in Britain, in Spain, in Portugal, in Greece, in Italy. Why not here?” he told the New York Times.

The small American military presence in Poland was recently boosted with the arrival of 300 airmen and a dozen F-16 fighters for joint exercises this year.

But it may be just the beginning as Barack Obama promised to invest an additional $1 billion in stepping up American military presence in Eastern Europe amid the Ukrainian crisis.

Polish Prime Minister, Donald Tusk, said the Sikorski conversation leak won’t lead to any scuffles in the cabinet, calling it an attempt to destabilize the political situation in the country.

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