In China Clean Air Sells At $0.80 Per Breath
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March, 2013
With
now daily reports that the smog levels in Beijing are
frequently literally
"off the charts",
it was only a matter of time before some aspiring Chinese
entrepreneur decided to provide a much demanded product: clean
air. As
expected, Xinhua
reports that
"philanthropist" Chen Guangbiao is now actively selling
canned air to willing and eager Beijingites, tired of inhaling toxic,
carcinogenic smog particles. The cost: $0.80
for a can of fresh air.
Xiamen
University adds
Chinese billionaire and controversial philanthropist Chen Guangbiao has unveiled his latest invention, canned fresh air, under his registered trademark “Good Person Chen Guangbiao.”
Each can retails for between 4 yuan and 5 yuan (around $0.80).
He has produced 100,000 cans, containing the fresh air collected from Wuhe county in Anhui province and Taiwan.
He also said he is willing to donate profits from selling organic food to the People’s Liberation Army to safeguard China’s sovereignty over the Diaoyu Islands.
So
the next time someone asks what it takes to make one a controversial,
billionaire "philanthropist" the answer is simple - selling
empty cans to idiots for $0.80 a pop. And tangentially, we dread to
learn just what passes for "organic food" in China...
The
good news is that, at least for now, the cans of hot air will contain
no horse meat.
The
better news is that the US (and French, and other insolvent
"egalitarian" states) administrations haven't figured out
how to tax said purchase of nothing.
Yet.
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