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Natural News) Do you worship celebrities so much that you would be willing to eat them, if given the opportunity? Well now you can, as a company known as BiteLabs claims to have figured out a way to produce cannibalized meat made from their “tissue samples.”
According to the BiteLabs website, the company produces “fine artisanal salami from meat that has been lab-grown from celebrity tissue samples – as predicted by Winston Churchill back in 1931.
Churchill spoke about a future in which all of the world’s meat would be grown in labs, providing inspiration for BiteLabs to develop just that – except with a twist. Rather than just spawn chicken wings or breasts, BiteLabs decided to bring Hollywood to your dinner plate.
“Today, in-vitro meat production is close to becoming a reality, offering highly controllable meat production without the animal cruelty, waste, and environmental impacts of industrial farming,” the company says.
“But this process can offer so much more than replicas of beef and pork.”
It all starts with human myosatellite cells, which BiteLabs obtains via biopsy from the bodies of celebrities. These cells are a type of stem cell found it adult muscle tissue that repair and regrow damaged muscle.
“Isolating a sample of these cells provides a base that can grow into as much meat as required,” it says.
Celebrity tissue is mixed with artificial blood to produce salami
In order to produce celebrity meat in volume, the myosatellite cells have to multiply in a growth medium. This medium “functions as a sort of artificial ‘blood,'” the company explains, providing the cells with “nutrients and growth factors.”
These cells must not only multiply but also turn into actual muscle tissue, which requires that they be “attached over a sugar support.”
“This not only provides a structure for muscle to grow over, but also creates channels for growth medium to flow through, much like veins,” the company explains.
“At this point the growth process has moved into the bioreactors, where directional stimulation of the muscles makes them mature and become stronger.”
Once the concoction is “fully grown,” the muscle pieces are extracted, combined, and ground “to the desired consistency.” It is then transformed into salami along with spices, fats, and oils added to taste.
“The ground meat is now stuffed into casing and given a final seasoning,” BiteLabs says proudly. “We then dry, age, and cure our salamis in a traditional low temperature environment before packaging them for distribution.”
Who wants a log of Ellen Degeneres or Kanye West?
Some of the celebrities being targeted by BiteLabs for inclusion into its salami lineup include James Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, Kanye West and Ellen Degeneres.
“Who else do you want to eat?” the company asks. “Tweet at them with #EatCelebrityMeat.”
While billionaire eugenicist Bill Gates is not mentioned, we know that he is already working on artificial meat products via other avenues.
Environmentally speaking, celebrity salami is more “green” than real meat, BiteLabs says, because it “requires less than 1% of the amount of land needed for traditional farming.”
With roughly 70 percent of the world’s farmland currently being used to raise animals for meat, this could be drastically reduced by extracting the life force out of Tom Hanks or Lady Gaga and converting it into a nice summer sausage. This is considered normal to BiteLabs, anyway.
“Meat production today is simply unsustainable,” the company insists, adding that, “unless a radical change is made, the price of meat will eventually rise out of control. Lab grown meats are the future.”
BiteLabs would also like you to know that making meat out of celebrity tissue does not involve the use of pesticides or other chemicals.
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Throughout his presidential campaign and continuing since taking the White House, Joe Biden has promised a transparent approach to press and public relations. Yet in recent weeks, his administration has closed off — at least for now — several key avenues via which the press and public have for years gained a modicum of transparency, accessibility and accountability from the White House.
These moves to curb press and public access come as President Joe Biden himself has at times appeared to be struggling with the public demands of his job.
Notably, the White House has said that while it will divulge records of individuals who physically visit the White House, it will not be sharing virtual visitor logs. The Biden administration has relied heavily on virtual meetings out of concerns that COVID-19 might spread in face-to-face gatherings.
An unnamed White House official told Politico this week that the administration's refusal to release virtual meeting logs was in line with "the same way that previous administrations didn't release phone logs."
Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki this week acerbically dismissed a reporter's query into the administration's lack of transparency on the issue.
"[Biden is] meeting with members of the Senate virtually today," she said. "There, I've released it for you. What else would you like to know?"
The White House has also shut down its comment line by which American citizens can call in to leave comments for the executive branch. A recording claims that the comment office is "temporarily closed" and urges callers to visit the White House's contact page instead.
The Biden administration has also removed the popular "We the People" petitioning platform originally started by President Barack Obama and continued through the Trump administration. As late as Jan. 18 of this year, the program was still active, yet now any attempt to reach the older URL simply reroutes users to the White House's main page.
Gone, also, are White House tours, which the administration claims have been "suspended until further notice." As late as mid-December, the Trump administration was still encouraging Americans to schedule tours through their congressional representatives.
Biden struggles with public demands of presidency
The rollback of public access comes amid the first six weeks of the Biden administration during which Biden himself has, at times, seemed to struggle with the rigorous schedule and public appearances demanded of modern U.S. presidents.
A CNN report last month stated that the president regularly returns to his private residence at 7:00 p.m. each day and is "more of an early-to-bed type" than both Obama and Trump. Biden has thus far failed to host a single West Wing news conference, though the White House hosts daily news briefings.
The president became well-known over the course of his presidential campaign for having difficulties speaking publicly, so much so that the New York Times in 2019 ran a feature report on his struggles to give public addresses. A fifty-year veteran of Washington politics, Biden has logged hundreds and hundreds of hours of public speaking, where he has been known to make gaffes on occasion, such as his remark in 2007 that then-presidential candidate Barack Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean."
His latest struggles, meanwhile, often appear less gaffe-like and more fundamental, such as at a recent Pentagon appearance when he struggled with teleprompter-fed words such as "Tuskegee," "because of," "defeated" and "dishonor."
At other times, the president has appeared to momentarily forget critical facts, as he did in a recent CNN town hall at which he incorrectly claimed that the U.S. "didn't have" a vaccine when Biden assumed the presidency. Biden himself had received a shot of the vaccine a month prior to taking the oath of office.
At a speech in Houston last week, meanwhile, the president stumbled through a series of mistakenly pronounced names, referring to Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee as "Shirley" and referring to Rep. Lizzie Pannill Fletcher as "Lizzie Pannilli.
"What am I doing here?" the president said at one point. "I'm going to lose track here."
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MORALITY MELTDOWN: U.S. CULTURE NOW A DEMONIC DUMPSTER FIRE
Today on TruNews, we discuss the tragic decay of American society as Republicans eject Christians from the new Log Cabin party over chemical castration of children and Biblical marriage.
We detail how the elect can avoid going down with the ship, and instead get into an eternal lifeboat, and spend forever with Jesus Christ, the Blessed Redeemer.
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