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Uncle
Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words
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May, 2012
One
of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was
his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.”
In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but
rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.
I
wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security…
I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s
“377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy
routine.
But
it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.
After
vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally
forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s
a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our
Internet activity all day which key words to look for.
Facebook,
a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the
primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so
many times before that various departments, including the NSA and
FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to
emails.
Domestic
spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After
all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely
Unconstitutional.
Yet
month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to
deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection
of data a natural part of the online landscape.
Homeland
Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re
just the ones to get caught.
So
now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.
According
to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14
categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a
testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.
Afterwards
there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are
completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization.
Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.
Curiously,
in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees
that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect
adversely on DHS and response activities.”
Absolutely
unreal. Big Brother is not just watching. He’s digging, searching,
reading, monitoring, archiving, and judging too.
Have
you hit your breaking point yet?
=
Complete list of DHS monitoring keywords =
Department
of Homeland Security (DHS)
Federal
Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Coast
Guard (USCG)
Customs
and Border Protection (CBP)
Border
Patrol
Secret
Service (USSS)
National
Operations Center (NOC)
Homeland
Defense
Immigration
Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Agent
Task
Force
Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Fusion
Center
Drug
Enforcement Agency (DEA)
Secure
Border Initiative (SBI)
Federal
Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Alcohol
Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)
U.S.
Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)
Federal
Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
Transportation
Security Administration (TSA)
Air
Marshal
Federal
Aviation Administration (FAA)
National
Guard
Red
Cross
United
Nations (UN)
Assassination
Attack
Domestic
security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law
enforcement
Authorities
Disaster
assistance
Disaster
management
DNDO
(Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National
preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty
bomb
Domestic
nuclear detection
Emergency
management
Emergency
response
First
responder
Homeland
security
Maritime
domain awareness (MDA)
National
preparedness initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots
fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion
(explosive)
Police
Disaster
medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized
crime
Gangs
National
security
State
of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb
(squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency
Landing
Pipe
bomb
Incident
Facility
Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical
spill
Suspicious
package/device
Toxic
National
laboratory
Nuclear
facility
Nuclear
threat
Cloud
Plume
Radiation
Radioactive
Leak
Biological
infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical
burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous
material incident
Industrial
spill
Infection
Powder
(white)
Gas
Spillover
Anthrax
Blister
agent
Chemical
agent
Exposure
Burn
Nerve
agent
Ricin
Sarin
North
Korea
Outbreak
Contamination
Exposure
Virus
Evacuation
Bacteria
Recall
Ebola
Food
Poisoning
Foot
and Mouth (FMD)
H5N1
Avian
Flu
Salmonella
Small
Pox
Plague
Human
to human
Human
to Animal
Influenza
Center
for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug
Administration (FDA)
Public
Health
Toxic
Agro
Terror
Tuberculosis (TB)
Agriculture
Listeria
Symptoms
Mutation
Resistant
Antiviral
Wave
Pandemic
Infection
Water/air
borne
Sick
Swine
Pork
Strain
Quarantine
H1N1
Vaccine
Tamiflu
Norvo
Virus
Epidemic
World
Health Organization (WHO) (and components)
Viral
Hemorrhagic Fever
E.
Coli
Infrastructure
security
Airport
CIKR
(Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources)
AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer
infrastructure
Communications
infrastructure
Telecommunications
Critical
infrastructure
National
infrastructure
Metro
WMATA
Airplane
(and derivatives)
Chemical
fire
Subway
BART
MARTA
Port
Authority
NBIC
(National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation
security
Grid
Power
Smart
Body
scanner
Electric
Failure
or outage
Black
out
Brown
out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service
disruption
Power
lines
Drug
cartel
Violence
Gang
Drug
Narcotics
Cocaine
Marijuana
Heroin
Border
Mexico
Cartel
Southwest
Juarez
Sinaloa
Tijuana
Torreon
Yuma
Tucson
Decapitated
U.S.
Consulate
Consular
El
Paso
Fort
Hancock
San
Diego
Ciudad
Juarez
Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara
salvatrucha
MS13
or MS-13
Drug
war
Mexican
army
Methamphetamine
Cartel
de Golfo
Gulf
Cartel
La
Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo
Leon
Narcos
Narco
banners (Spanish equivalents)
Los
Zetas
Shootout
Execution
Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth
Lab
Drug
trade
Illegal
immigrants
Smuggling
(smugglers)
Matamoros
Michoacana
Guzman
Arellano-Felix
Beltran-Leyva
Barrio
Azteca
Artistic
Assassins
Mexicles
New
Federation
Terrorism
Al
Qaeda (all spellings)
Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental
terrorist
Eco
terrorism
Conventional
weapon
Target
Weapons
grade
Dirty
bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical
weapon
Biological
weapon
Ammonium
nitrate
Improvised
explosive device
IED
(Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu
Sayyaf
Hamas
FARC
(Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA
(Irish Republican Army)
ETA
(Euskadi ta Askatasuna)
Basque
Separatists
Hezbollah
Tamil
Tigers
PLF
(Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO
(Palestine Liberation Organization
Car
bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons
cache
Suicide
bomber
Suicide
attack
Suspicious
substance
AQAP
(AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM
(Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP
(Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home
grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment
Fundamentalism
Islamist
Emergency
Hurricane
Tornado
Twister
Tsunami
Earthquake
Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor
Extreme
weather
Forest
fire
Brush
fire
Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami
Warning Center
Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon
Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Mud
slide or Mudslide
Erosion
Power
outage
Brown
out
Warning
Watch
Lightening
Aid
Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency
Broadcast System
Cyber
security
Botnet
DDOS
(dedicated denial of service)
Denial
of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber
Command
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain
and abel
Brute
forcing
Mysql
injection
Cyber
attack
Cyber
terror
Hacker
China
Conficker
Worm
Scammers
Social
media
Last word to George Carlin!
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