NZ politics

This made me laugh so much I was unable to read it out aloud

Murray McCully rushed to hospital in Tel Aviv with leg burns

BREAKING NEWS

Off the Record,

3 June, 2015

News has just reached us that beleaguered Foreign Affairs & Trade Minister Murray McCully has been rushed to hospital in Tel Aviv after an 'incendiary incident' shocked delegates at Middle East peace talks in the Israeli capital.

According to eyewitnesses, McCully's trousers suddenly and spontaneously erupted into flames while he was listening and nodding to things other more important people were saying.

"One minute it looked like he was about to nod off," said the Spanish peace envoy, Juan Momento, "The next his pants were on fire."

Amidst wild speculation that ISIS has targeted Mr. McCully in a terrorist attack, The Department of Foreign Affairs has issued an interim statement to calm nerves.

"We're currently working closely with Israeli police to establish what's happened," the spokesperson said. "The situation is still quite confused. At the moment there is no evidence that it's a terrorist attack. In fact, we have no idea how this could possibly have happened."

However, TV One Political Reporter, Heather du Plessis-Allan, has pointed out that Mr. McCully's lower garments appear to have erupted into flame at almost the exact same moment her latest report on his litany of lies broke in New Zealand. 

The report reveals email evidence showing McCully has lied through his teeth about an alleged law suit by Saudi businessmen.

Not surprisingly, Labour Party spokesperson for Trade & Export Growth, David Parker is in a bullish mood. "Liar, liar," he said. "Pants on fire."

‘Labour is in disarray and is unelectable, Andrew Little is more of a disaster than his predecessor, National and John Key are doing well and so is the economy.’

This is the story that these presstitutes want the people to believe.

If ever the situation reverses itself and the fascists that run the National party really feel threatened they will use other, less subtle tactics, I am sure.

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