Right now I am in the mood for satire or for stories that are symbolically true (rather than literally – although who know?)
I guess I know this is a 'false news site' but my interest was piqued for its reference to the NZ earthquake.
When I posted a satirical piece warning the whole of NZ had to be evacuated (sic) some people took it seriously.
This is not meant for such people.
I guess I (incorrectly) assume people have a mind to think with
Here is the video that alerted me to this "story"
Antarctica “Guardians” Retaliate Against America With Massive New Zealand Earthquake
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
An amazing (but nearly 90% censored) Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the Antarctica “guardians” swiftly retaliated against the United States this past week by “creating/unleashing” a massive earthquake after the Obama regime sent “without invitation or permission” its Secretary of State John Kerry to initiate contact with them in the “barrier zone” that’s forbidden by all “known protocols” in dealing with these “entities”. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
According to this report, the Obama regime, in their knowing that the anti-globalist forces loyal to President-elect Donald Trump were poised for a victory over them, dispatched Secretary of State John Kerry to Antarctica where he arrived on 11 November.
SVR analysts in this report note that Secretary Kerry’s attempt to persuade the “guardians” to interfere in a “temporal matter” was “quickly/immediately” rebuffed by these “entities” who then ordered him to leave the “barrier zone” and not to return.
Upon leaving the Antarctica “barrier zone”, this report continues, Secretary Kerry arrived in Christchurch, New Zealand, on 12 November, where he stayed overnight before his traveling to Wellington the following day.
In the early morning hours (6:02 am local time) of 13 November while Secretary Kerry was sleeping in Christchurch, however, this report notes, this region was struck by a powerful 7.8 magnitude earthquake—and that SVR analysts state was a “predictable consequence” known to be used by these Antarctica “guardians” as a “warning message” not to interfere with their “mission/research”.
Russian Orthodox Church Leader Patriarch Kirill Arrives In
Antarctica “Barrier Zone” On 18 February 2016g
To the only “contact/interface” allowed by the Antarctica “guardians”, this report explains, is to the returning to them of ancient “war/destruction” weapons upon their immediate discovery—such as the deadly and mysterious “Ark of Gabriel” device found in Saudi Arabia last year, and that was returned to the Antarctica “barrier zone” this past February by Russian Orthodox Church leader Patriarch Kirill—and that we detailed in our 18 February report titled Russia’s Top Religious Leader Performs “Ancient Ritual” In Antarctica Over Saudi Arabia’s Mysterious “Ark of Gabriel”.
Not explained to the Western peoples about Antarctica, this report continues, are that the descriptions of it as being cold and hostile to human habitation are not true—and as attested to by one of America’s most revered explorers, and top military heroes, Admiral Richard Byrd, and who in his 1954 interview with US reporters on the televised Longines Chronoscope news programme accurately described the vast riches and diversity of this mysterious region.
To the fullest explanation of what Antarctica actually is, and whom these “guardians” are, is information contained in this report under the strictest of classification ratings of which we’re not permitted to reveal—but whose essence can be gleaned from watching the astounding Russian military documentary “Third Reich - Operation UFO” authorized by President Putin, in 2006, to be aired to all Federation citizens and is still required to be viewed by all students on a yearly basis.