long time ago in a Galaxy far far away a stubborn lord Yanukovich
refused to signed an Associated Agreement with the European Union.
has engulfed the Galactic Republic of Ukraine. The taxation of trade
routes to outlying star systems from the EU going East was in
dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of the Russian
Fleet off Crimea by NATO deadly battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Donbass.
the Congress of the Republic toppled the stubborn lord and replaced
him with a dark lord, and proceeded to endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor of the Darkest lord
has secretly dispatched Jedis, Nuland, Ashton, and whatshisname,
to stir up more conflicts….
Darkest Lord wasn’t afraid of the repercussions from igniting
multiple armed conflicts because his Evil Empire formally withdrew
its intent of ratification its signature on the International War
Criminal Court (ICC) and declare itself to be a not a participant.
They also adopted some laws barring the legal effect to ICC
jurisdiction over U.S. citizens and establishing that the Evil Empire
cannot be prosecuted for genocide.
Several solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the
Republic of Ukraine. 2. This separatist movement, under the
leadership of the mysterious Strelkov-Girkin, has made it difficult
for the Darkest Lord to take over all Ukraine, but easy to blockade
from the EU the entire Parallel Universe called Russia. 3. “War!
The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Ukro-nazis.
Evil is everywhere.” 4. “What’s better, a horrible end, or
an endless horror?” People of Ukraine decided to surrender to the
Darkest lord, because he promised to pay for their better future in a
couple of hundred years. 5. Little does Ukrainians know that the
population of the GALACTIC EMPIRE got fed up with the refugees from
the Middle of Nowhere and with the loss of the lucrative parallel
universe’s markets and has secretly begun plotting to hand Ukraine
back to the Light Lord of the parallel universe, who could with one
magic touch restore peace, fiscal sanity, and prosperity to the whole
galaxy. [To be Cont.]
not known and is not being discussed anywhere, but the transfer of
Ukraine back to Russia has started over a month ago. First came a
revelation about Russia’s preparation of the trial of the century
over the war crimes and crimes against humanity in Ukraine. 100,000
witnesses have been interviewed and over 20,000 suspect cases
developed. Second, Monsanto withdrew its bids for Ukrainian arable
lands. As suspected all along, Yatsenyuk was supposed to change the
constitution of Ukraine that bans the sales of Ukrainian lands. It
didn’t happened, because a month ago the Kremlin told the Western
companies in no uncertain terms that any sales of the state owned
Ukrainian arable lands by junta will be reversed and annulled. It
also applicable to anything else that considering to be national
treasure. I suspect that Ukrainian gold reserve that was taken out of
Ukraine and flown to the US on the first night of the military coup
d’état will become the subject also.
if you bought some Ukraine made slippers or an embroidered shirt you
can keep it.
how it come to pass that Netherlands held a referendum deciding on a
political marriage withthese
is what people at the referendum had been saying: ” Najib
last hope of democracy in Nazi EU !” “Vichello
peaceful people, but they are ready to fight for their freedom)” “RIP
Ukraine, enjoi dat 45% inflation, pay your own debts ”
say it: It’s the biggest zrada (treason) of all.Ukrainian
blogosphere exploded with hatred, which was somewhat unexpected
considering that a day prior Ukrainians claimed to love Netherlands.
They already declared that they will teach Holland to love Bandera,
and that Holland will be pro-Ukrainian or people-less.
even started to worry about Dutch safety, after all, how can soft and
pampered Hollanders to stand against hardened bloodthirsty hordes of
Russians came an outpour of support for Netherlands and some
predictions about of what Ukrainians will do next: • will
re-name Dutch people into “ватник” or quilted jackets, or
gewatteerd jasje • will use slurs directed at ” plebeians”
Russians, because the Dutch Referendum was organized by the Kremlin
and everyone who vote “No” is a Putin’s agent. • will egg
the Embassy of Netherlands
in Kiev and to burn their flags •
the flag of Luxemburg •
will ban words “Netherlands” and “Holland” • will remain
“Holland” cheese into “Russian” cheese, and to ban Russian
cheese. • will cut down all the tulips • will ban
windmills • will dig a deep hole where Holland is located now.
This graphic says on the Netherlands flag “404
Country doesn’t exist” •
will make everyone in the country to wear embroidered ethnic shirts
every day and twice on Sunday, to make Dutch jealous and regretful •
will dispatch Iryna
Farion to Holland to teach them Ukrainian language.
“Вільямко! Вільям – то не наш. Вільям
збирає речі і їде до Бельгії” After a couple
of classes they will sign anything just to make this torture to
stop. • will block all the sales of Netherlands flowers to
anyone, and demand everyone to buy Ukraine made paper flowers in pale
blue and yellow. • will ban all the Dutch hallucinogenic
mushrooms and marihuana. • will ban orange color and orange
revolutions. • will try to bring everything back as it was
before. • will start stitching Russian flags and the most
important, • will change the Ukrainian national anthem “Is
not dead yet Ukraine..” or
President Poroshenko has been so far like a sacred cow that could do
no wrong. It’s all changing now. On April 5th, he has been included
in Grabovsky murder list by the Ukraine Salvation Committee.
persons complicit in the murder of Ukrainian lawyer Yuri Grabovsky
day prior to the “Panama
revelation in the Western media, Ukro-media came out with their own
version in a documentary
life of the President: Poroshenko and offshore Investigative
Documentary by Громадского ТБ http://hromadske.tv/
Petro Poroshenko planned to sell its stake in the Roshen group
through an offshore company, not paying taxes on its sales in
Ukraine. The transfer of assets to offshore zones occurred during the
battles near Ilovaisky. The assets in offshore Poroshenko didn’t
declare. International network of investigative journalists of OCCRP,
which includes Slidstvo.Info (Слідство.Інфо), gained
access to interesting documents. Now we can see the names of the real
owners of the companies instead of figureheads.
TV is a station that funded by Soros. “Panama Papers” leaks has
been funded by Soros. Considering the revelation by Rothschild that
Poroshenko works for them… I suspect that Soros is a front for the
US government. Does this all mean that the US government is fighting
with the Rothschilds? Maybe, this is all about taking over the
Central Banks ownership from the Rothschilds? You tell me.
Trust, a branch of Rothschild Wealth Management & Trust, on
Thursday confirmed signing what it described as a transparent trust
arrangement agreement to manage the assets of Petro Poroshenko, an
oligarch with business interests spanning from chocolates to
television who was elected president of Ukraine following the
2013-2014 Maidan revolution.
emailed statement follows
reports and claims of possible impropriety by Mr Poroshenko in
setting up a British Virgin Islands-registered company”
Trust acknowledged that it had a trust agreement with Poroshenko on
managing his assents. Accidentally, the same agreement to transfer
their entire holding to Rothschild Trust also had Khodorkovsky.
to Poroshenko, this agreement means that his signature has no power,
he can’t liquidate the trust, and he has no power over this trust.
“Roshen” company is already in this trust, the International
Investment Bank 60% of which belongs to Poroshenko, will be in this
all is somehow connected to the failure of all Ukrainian banks in
Kiev to operate on April 7th and 8th.
Friday, April 8th, Kiev celebrated spring, burned tires, and demanded
resignation from Poroshenko. According to the time honored Ukrainian
tradition. Ukrainians are freedom loving people and hate rules, laws,
authorities, regulations, and science invented by mean Moscals.
2016 Maidan in Kiev.
Now to be confused with all the other Maidans in Kiev.
deputy Vladimir Parasuk, the
same who ripped Russian flag off the Russian Embassy in Kiev, made a
proposal to sever the diplomatic relations with Russia. Right before
March 30th, the last day when Ukraine can buy Russian gas with a
Parasuk’s demarche was a habitual junta’s blackmail to make
Russia to extend the discount. The same day somebody threw a hand
grenade into his car. He was hospitalized with a “startle.” No
one was injured.
Victoria Nuland, the
US official in charge of regime change in Russia, Ukraine, and
Europe, has repeated her tactics, this time to put pressure on the
President of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
a result, someone who could be the Turkish special forces in the
middle of the night started shooting at both Azerbaijani and
Nagorno-Karabakh border controls, killing scores of soldiers and
Armenian civilians. These special forces, or per Russia’s
government “the third force” also went deep into the territory
populated by Armenians and brutally murdered an elderly couple in
their home. As if it was bloodthirsty Azerbaijanis who did this. All
of these by the book that played out in Ukraine in 2014.
same time in Ukraine: Turkish warships were deployed to Odessa
following the Turkish-Ukrainian military agreement. Two Turkish
warships docked at the port of Odessa on Sunday, following the
signing of a military cooperation deal between Ukraine and Turkey in
the docking of the vessels, the TCG
Salihreis and the TCG Bartin,
led by Rear Admiral Iskander Yildirim, an official meeting between
Turkish Navy officers and their Ukrainian counterparts was also due
to be held.
response, Russia made public scores of documents generated by the
Ukrainian SBU for
the past 20+ years about the anti-government activities of the leader
of the Crimean Tatar’s Mustafa Dzhemilev. Documents of Security
Service of Ukraine (SBU) found in Crimea proving that SBU knew that
Mejlis of the Crimean Tatar’s leader Mustafa Dzhemilev, was a
Turkish spy and worked for Turkish secret services for decades!
Commission expressed concern,
again, over Nord Stream-2 impact on Ukraine’s gas transit. They
really want Russia to keep supporting Ukraine, Slovakia, and other
mlado-Europeans, as it was before the Kiev putsch to the extent of
$100bln in direct and indirect payments. But Putin said “no.”
It’s DIY time.
can’t imagine the situation when those countries [Ukraine and
Georgia] keep cherishing the hope to join NATO and the alliance
really plans to admit them, as this would explode the situation and
put Europe on the brink of a crisis, whose size and scale can’t be
imagined today,” Grushko
same week, a quiet treason is taking place in Ukraine that
everyone else missed: The Ukrainian Ministry of defense, which is run
by NATO, suddenly has become a target for reform. On March 30th, the
defense minister of Ukraine Stepan Poltorak announced upcoming
personnel cuts and recertification of the ministry’s officials.
made a decision to optimize the personnel structure of the Defense
Ministry and revise functional responsibilities of the ministry’s
officials. I have to admit that it is impossible to operate
efficiently in such an overstaffed system. The ministry office alone
has 770 positions,” Poltorak said.
minister promises an audit of executive activity, as well as
verification of functional responsibilities to eliminate duplication
of functions. In addition, standard-setting framework will be
analyzed. Those are the basic steps of the reform, according to the
minister. In Ukraine doublespeak, they are trying to get rid of all
“pro-Russians” and all extreme nationalists.
say that a decisions regarding the number of the personnel will be
made only after re-certification of each individual officer is
completed. “Re-certification seeks to determine employees’
conformity with the positions they take.”
this re-certification is a purge is following from the Pentagon’s
intend to use “lie detector screening.”
re-certification, the officers will undergo lie detector screening.
Once again, I want to emphasize that the aim of staff optimization is
not a mere reduction of the number of officers, but a thorough
analysis regarding the revision of each officer’s role in the
process of carrying out his duties,” the minister said
Statement of the US Ambassador to Ukraine Jeffrey Pyatt about turning
Ukraine into an “agrarian superpower” is an occupational plan to
cleanse out the majority of Ukrainian population. It’s a tactic of
opinion was expressed by the Director of the Center of political
marketing Vasily Stoyakin.
a “great white master” said that Ukraine is actually “occupied
territory of Russia,” it explains why they behave as the occupiers,
that is, they turn the country into “scorched earth” territory, —
said the Ukrainian political scientist. — We saw the statement of
Mr. Pyatt about an agrarian superpower. It’s sounds amazingly cool,
but now we have a population of about 40 million, and agricultural
superpower could feed about 10 million. That is 30 million people
somewhere to be disposed of. This is a description of “good”
future of Ukraine from Pyatt”.
Joint-Stock Company Commercial Bank Khreschatyk stopped all
operations, and doesn’t releases any funds to depositors. All other
banks in Kiev are closed today, also. Ukrainians, who were screaming
three months ago about not paying debt to Russia, now can see what
default really means.
Lugansk and … Zakarpatje People’s republics?
populist idea in Ukraine is that junta in Kiev betrayed ideals of
Maidan. Now, this is a reversal of fortunes that historically always
follows all the revolutions in Ukraine, just like night follows day.
summer I wrote about
a desperate plea from Rusyns and Hungarians to the world Congress of
Subcarpathian Ruthenians and the world Council of Hungarians.
Ukraine the ongoing activities of the extremist, pro-fascist
organizations create a real threat of deployment of a policy of
genocide against the Ruthenians, Hungarians, and other minorities in
are convinced that the solution to these crisis problems can become a
legalization of the results of the referendum of 1991. It means the
necessity to develop the region’s Autonomous status. Also, there
remain unresolved issues of official recognition of Rusyns, who
constitute the majority of the population of Transcarpathia, but
remain a national minority.”
participants of the meeting call upon the world Council of
Hungarians, the world Council of Subcarpathian Ruthenians integrate
their structures, to attract political and public circles of the
countries that Rusyn and Hungarian communities to take action to help
solve these problems.
particular, it is important to have a corresponding influence on the
views and policies of the Kiev authorities, so that the most acute
problems of the South-East were decided purely on the basis of the
week, the deputies from Zakarpatje filed a request to grant an
autonomy to the region [source]
official version is that Kiev is concentrating punitive forces in the
region to combat illegal amber mining. However, the consolidation of
troops follows the region’s demand for autonomy. Reaction
of Social media to the result of the Dutch referendum on EU-Ukraine
Association Agreement Carl
Bildt Verified twitter account @carlbildt Agreement EU/Ukraine
already approved by 29 democratic EU parliaments. Those voting No in
Netherlands today are 0,006% of electorate in EU.
Apr 6 @carlbildt Wrong number. Actually it’s 0,6 %. @DinoFancellu
Apr 6 @carlbildt @WilhemSilat Maybe that’s because they didn’t
ASK the entire EU electorate. And yes, you can’t do maths as well
as logic. Audy Jean-Pierre Verified account @audyjp @carlbildt
You confuse representative democracy and participatory democracy. Too
easy. Do a European referendum and see the result! Locutus Of
Brussels @LocutusBrussels Apr 6 .@audyjp @carlbildt He wouldn’t
dare. They hate hearing the voice of the people. 5teve_B Apr 6
@carlbildt @DianaWdr @Judy_Dempsey the people have approved nothing…
Who do you people think you are? Diana Rusu @DianaWdr Apr 6
@5teve_B a parliament is the representative of “the people”,the
legislative power in a democracy.just stating facts @carlbildt
@Judy_Dempsey @5teve_B Apr 6 @DianaWdr @carlbildt @Judy_Dempsey
the EU is not democratic Diana Rusu @DianaWdr Apr 6 @5teve_B
any democracy is complicated. Same with #EU, which is an unique
project, thus full of flaws. But can be saved @carlbildt
@Judy_Dempsey Carl Bildt Verified account @carlbildt There are
fears that the Dutch referendum will effectively kill EU Balkan
enlargement as well. I sincerely hope not.
Anastasijevic @DejanAnastasije @carlbildt @timjudah The
enlargement was put into induced coma years ago. This is just
euthanasia. Also, it’s legal in the NL. Financial Bear
@FinancialBear @carlbildt I certainly hope it kills of any hope of
expansion. What are you looking for an new Empire controlled by the
elite unelected few? Oleg Stirbu @OStirbu @carlbildt @timjudah1
what about Moldova? Anthony Bradley @juchetony @carlbildt for
you, the EU Lebensraum experiment is over. Max Hyldebrandt
@MaxHBH Atlanta, GA @carlbildt Sir, EUstates fail to manage
crisis: refugees, finances. Citizens struggle, feel estranged. Isn’t
pause needed to recalibrate?
Brexit @cheekylatte No mention of the #DutchReferendum on @itvnews
either, if I didn’t know better I might think there’s a State
controlled media blackout Uli Speck @uli_speck Uli Speck
Retweeted Stefan Leifert Merkel on Dutch referendum: “we’re going
to manage this as we have managed other difficult issues before”US
Embassy Brussels Verified
account @usembbrussels Press Office Director Trudeau comments on
#Dutch referendum on the EU-#Ukraine Association Agreement Department
Wooster @privatemeans Dutch referendum: EU leaders say Ukraine
deal will go ahead despite Netherlands ‘no’ vote
EU Office @ukraineoffice
#DutchReferendum is a loud slap in the face of Brussels, Dutch
government and European democracy, NOT #Ukraine
Matt Pavey @MattPavey1975 No mention of
#DutchReferendum on @BBCqt tonight?
suspect that Rickey Twisdale does not speak Dutch….So far every
Dutch politician on public tv has announced that after this
referendum the Association Agreement with Ukraine will NOT be
ratified……which means that despite Brussel’s announcement that
the Agreement has been signed…Is IN effect and therefore the Dutch
Referendum is meaningless…..is wrong.
makes more sense is that Brussels is reeling…..does not know what
to do or how to handle this development.
6, 2016 at 7:06 pm Check out this typically dishonest take on the
Dutch referendum, from the Wall Street Journal.
to Breitbart.com – “In a crass and ill-timed intervention, the
unelected president of the European Council Herman Van Rompuy has
warned Vladimir Putin that the EU intends ultimately to control every
country on the western flank of Russia.”
an interview with De Standaard newspaper, Van Rompuy speaks about his
“dreams” that all the Balkan states will join the EU. He calls it
an “inspiring thought” that in the long term “the whole of
European territory outside Russia” will be tied in some way to the
Line with Vladimir Putin will take place on April 14 at midday The
14th annual Direct Line with Vladimir Putin will start at midday
Moscow time on April 14 and will be broadcast by television channels
Channel One, Rossiya 1, Rossiya 24, and radio stations Mayak, Vesti
FM, and Radio Rossii.